{"id":72506,"date":"2020-02-24T10:06:53","date_gmt":"2020-02-24T16:06:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/?p=72506"},"modified":"2020-02-24T10:08:03","modified_gmt":"2020-02-24T16:08:03","slug":"what-to-do-when-your-boyfriend-is-dating-thirty-other-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/2020\/02\/24\/what-to-do-when-your-boyfriend-is-dating-thirty-other-women\/","title":{"rendered":"What to Do When Your Boyfriend is Dating Thirty Other Women"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Set yourself apart by blindfolding him the moment you meet.<\/strong> <\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"Abc<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

What better way to stand out than to appeal to his wild and mostly primal side? Let him know what might be waiting for him at the end of all this if he doesn\u2019t<\/em> choose you. Sure, it comes off as sexy, but it also shows him that you’re not above committing major crimes to get what you want.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Don\u2019t mind the other women, try to get as much time as possible.<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"Abc<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

You\u2019re not here to make friends,\nhoney. You\u2019re here to get engaged for eight glorious months before you both\ndecide you\u2019re just not right for each other and get cast on the next season of Bachelor\nin Paradise<\/em>. And the way to do that is to put your face in front of his as\nmuch as possible so it\u2019s fresh in his mind when he\u2019s handing out those roses, otherwise\nhe\u2019ll forget you three seconds later when there\u2019s a different face in front of\nhim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sow discord in the house.<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"Tongue<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Pick off the girls one-by-one by accusing them of being liars, alcoholics, and drug addicts. This plan is fool proof because if he doesn\u2019t believe you, you can ask, \u201cWhy don\u2019t you trust me?\u201d And he will automatically rethink anything the other women have told him about you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Get deep.<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"Abc<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLife is like a lake: there\u2019s the\nshallows and there\u2019s the deep end. But if you stay in the shallows, all you\ncatch are minnows. I don\u2019t want minnows; I want to get deep.\u201d That\u2019s all it\ntakes, ladies. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

When getting deep scares him, cry. <\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"Abc<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Are you seeing doubt in his eyes\nafter you\u2019ve failed to completely answer an important question? Turn on the\nwaterworks. Men are terrified of water, especially tears. He\u2019ll do anything to\nmake them go away, but namely, he\u2019ll give you the rose. Every. Single Time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trust the process<\/strong>.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"I<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Remember, it\u2019s scientifically\nproven that a man can make the right choice when surrounded by many very\nattractive women competing for his love and other things. Nothing could\npossibly cloud his judgment, so don\u2019t let skepticism of the process cloud yours.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cry some more. Let him know you\u2019re falling in love with him.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"Episode<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Add an \u201cI\u2019m falling in love with\nyou\u201d to your tear-time routine. There\u2019s no way he\u2019ll turn down such a \u201creal\u201d, \u201craw\u201d,\nand \u201cemotional\u201d boost to his ego. Get that ring finger ready, girl. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Get the rose.<\/strong><\/h4>\n\n\n\n
\"Wave<\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Simply receive a rose. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Set yourself apart by blindfolding him the moment you meet. What better way to stand out than to appeal to his wild and mostly primal side? Let him know what might be waiting for him at the end of all this if he doesn\u2019t choose you. Sure, it comes off as sexy, but it also shows him that you’re not above committing major crimes to get what you want. Don\u2019t mind the other women, try to get as much time […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22027,"featured_media":72507,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3226,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-culture","category-culture-articles","category-featured-on-kjhk"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/featured-image.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22027"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72506\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}