{"id":72942,"date":"2020-04-29T11:49:27","date_gmt":"2020-04-29T16:49:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/?p=72942"},"modified":"2020-04-29T11:50:18","modified_gmt":"2020-04-29T16:50:18","slug":"a-kjhk-family-spaghetti-dinner-virtually","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/2020\/04\/29\/a-kjhk-family-spaghetti-dinner-virtually\/","title":{"rendered":"A KJHK Family Spaghetti Dinner&#8230;Virtually"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe title=\"A KJHK Family Spaghetti Dinner...Virtually.\" width=\"1170\" height=\"658\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/A1YdcvW0Ceg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>While social distancing, we missed each other here at KJHK. In the hopes of feeling like a family again, we cooked and ate a spaghetti meal together. How\u2019d it turn out? Well, we\u2019ll let you decide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you want to have one of your own? Here&#8217;s how we did it:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ingredients:<\/strong><br>&#8211; at least 10 of your closest friends<br>&#8211; noodles (spaghetti or other)<br>&#8211; Kraft American cheese slice<br>&#8211; tomato paste<br>&#8211; milk<br>&#8211; butter<br>&#8211; french bread<br>&#8211; garlic<br>&#8211; crunchy green beans<br>&#8211; onions<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Directions:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Give each of your friends something to cook\/prepare.<\/li><li>Chop up one onion and several cloves of garlic. (reserve some garlic for garlic bread)<\/li><li>Using a butter knife, scrape the tomato paste into a pot.<\/li><li>When it becomes apparent that just tomato paste is not a sauce, add some milk and butter.<\/li><li>Stir using a figure 8 motion for best results.<\/li><li>While your sauce is simmering, fill a pot with water and heavily salt.<\/li><li>Turn the burner on high and cover the pot. Wait for a rolling boil.<\/li><li>While the water is boiling, put your veggie-\u201dmeat\u201d in a skillet, flipping occasionally.<\/li><li>Put one bag of frozen, crunchy green beans into a pot with some water and wait for them to steam.<\/li><li>Put in your pasta of choice once the water reaches a rolling boil.<\/li><li>Soften half a stick of butter and mash in with minced garlic.<\/li><li>Spread garlic butter on half a loaf of french bread.<\/li><li>Put bread in a pre-heated oven.<\/li><li>Strain your pasta once it reaches al-dente and pour it into your sauce.<\/li><li>Set your table with plates, forks (for competence) and spoons (for status).<\/li><li>Light a candle for ambiance.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Enjoy your spagett!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lastly, finish the meal off with two scoops of ice cream you found in your cabinet&#8230;or wherever you keep it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While social distancing, we missed each other here at KJHK. In the hopes of feeling like a family again, we cooked and ate a spaghetti meal together. How\u2019d it turn out? Well, we\u2019ll let you decide. Do you want to have one of your own? 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