{"id":76421,"date":"2020-10-23T11:51:14","date_gmt":"2020-10-23T16:51:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/?p=76421"},"modified":"2020-10-23T11:51:14","modified_gmt":"2020-10-23T16:51:14","slug":"bigfoot-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/2020\/10\/23\/bigfoot-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Bigfoot Update!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Thank you to all who wrote to the <\/span><a href=\"mailto:CBSWweneedyou@gmail.com\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Crimson and Blue Squatch Watch email hotline<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Your responses and bigfoot sightings have been invaluable in our search for Bigfoot, which is sadly ongoing. However, through the witness reports you Squatch Watchers submit, we can narrow down the places that Bigfoot frequents. This is very helpful in our search for and study of Bigfoot.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Listed below are the bigfoot sightings recently reported. The witnesses have been kept anonymous at their own request.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>The CoffeeHouse @ Hashinger Hall <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">September 24, 8:31 am CDT.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">According to the witness, Bigfoot ordered \u201csix venti Matcha Green Tea Creme frappuccinos.\u201d<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">When they were ready, he \u201cripped off the lids, licked the whipped cream off, and then drank them each in one shot,\u201d said the witness. \u201cFrankly it was spectacular but also somewhat traumatizing.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><b>The Lawrence Antique Mall on Mass St. <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sept. 27, 2:06 pm CDT.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"font-weight: 400;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">According to the witness, Bigfoot was hidden amongst \u201cthe back wall on the lower floor.\u201d He was reported \u201cstrumming an old guitar\u201d and is still \u201cvery bad\u201d at playing, but has \u201ca promising rendition of \u201c<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Here Comes the Sun\u201d<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> by the Beatles.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li><b>Wild Man Vintage<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Oct. 2, 4:20 pm CDT.<\/span>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">According to the witness, Bigfoot entered the store wearing \u201ctinted sunglasses, a tight leather jacket and a blonde bushy mustache glued over his already furry face.\u201d He only made it a few steps before he \u201cbumped into a clothing rack\u2026 he let out a quiet grunt that sounded somewhat like an apology, and ran back out the door.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\"><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The CBSW also set up several surveillance cameras around Lawrence. Since our last update, we have been lucky to capture Bigfoot twice.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li><b>The Campanile on KU Campus<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Oct 4, 9:25 pm CDT.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-76479\" src=\"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/unnamed-2-300x200.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li><b>Clinton Park <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sept 30, 6:30 PM CDT.<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/unnamed-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-76481\" src=\"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/unnamed-1-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"358\" height=\"406\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">This is a current map of Lawrence that the CBSW has compiled with pins indicating where Bigfoot has been sighted:<\/span><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-76480\" src=\"https:\/\/kjhk.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/unnamed-1-1-300x217.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"428\" height=\"367\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The list of evidence is only growing. Usually, Bigfoot w<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">on\u2019t stay in an area for long, but he seems to have made Lawrence his current home. From the evidence above, we know that he has the interest and the capacity to participate in human civilization. Our goal here at CBSW is to enter a joint media deal with him. But in order to do so, we must find him first. Please continue to send any and all Bigfoot sightings to the <\/span><a href=\"mailto:CBSWweneedyou@gmail.com\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Crimson and Blue Squatch Watch email hotline<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you to all who wrote to the Crimson and Blue Squatch Watch email hotline. Your responses and bigfoot sightings have been invaluable in our search for Bigfoot, which is sadly ongoing. However, through the witness reports you Squatch Watchers submit, we can narrow down the places that Bigfoot frequents. This is very helpful in our search for and study of Bigfoot. Listed below are the bigfoot sightings recently reported. The witnesses have been kept anonymous at their own request. 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